The Duck-billed Platypus.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were to mate a Duck with an Otter?!

Well wonder no more, because I’ve found just that animal.  The platypus.  This wonderous creature is half duck, half otter and 100% party.  How you might ask could this amazing creature become?  Well is obvious That they both entered a transfussion body morphing lab at the same time.  And well… yeah, the rest is history.  I have always wanted my own duck-billed platypus, but it turns out they’re illegal in over 7 countrys… including this one.  Very unfortunate, I know, I still cry myself to sleep knowing that I’ll never be able to have a creature as stunning as it.  It’s not like I would treat it bad or anything.. I mean I’d probably milk it for venom, but thats just to protect me from all my enemies.  So that’s my life story and I’m sticking to it.  Thanks for listening.. or reading, whatever.  Have a nice day.

 Oh, if your curious about the way this animal looks then well yeah.  It’s kinda obvious..

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Pointless blog, nuff said

Well here I am, sitting down in fifth period, not knowing what to write about.  So I guess I can talk about my obsession with WoW, just kidding, I actually hate WoW.  I don’t even like typing wow its just so lame…

I’m going to be honest though, I did at one time lose my life to World of Warcraft.  At first I thought it was going to be a fun chill game, but I was wrong.  This game is like cocaine and I just couldnt get enough of it ( not that I know anything about cocaine or anything ). It seemed like thats the first thing I was doing when I got home.  Instead of doing my homework or chores like any other normal boy, I was sitting in my room in the dark listening to screamo music playing Warcraft…

Heh, I’m sure if I added all the time up I could easily say that I wasted a good 350+ hours of my life playing that game.  Luckily my friends suggested WoW rehab, which I now thank today for saving my life.  I used to need a fix (WoW) quite often and would go crazy if I didn’t get me some, but now I can go about my day sipping lemonade and tanning on the beach next to my $44 million dollar luxury home in Connecticut. Seriously.. Why would I make that up?!  Anyways I thought I should let you all know that I’m free from its ever reaching grasp.  Now I play Second life, and I couldn’t be happier. =)

Did you see the smily face?  I wasnt kidding.  Dont hate me because im beautiful… anyways catch ya’ll later.

My First blog

Hola!

Hooray for my first Blog!

Oh and..

Don’t litter!

Seriously, I just recently found out that it costs  300,000,000 dollars and 150,000 man hours to clean all the litter in our county alone every year.  That’s insane, lets try and keep the trash tossing on the low or maybe we can just stop completely.  That would be great, thanks.